From the mind of the "berry nutz"

I don't know if this is ok, but here goes...if any of my flist has a facebook account I would love it if you friend me.  I spend approximately 3 hours a day tied down to a dialysis machine and the activities on facebook help the time to fly. I enjoy the quizzes, hatchlings, pillow fight and farm town. If you do any of these...or are a member and other favorites i would love to hear from you or have you friend me...Thanks.

I'm not sure how many, if any, of my flist live near a Quiznos sandwich shop or have seen the latest Quiznos commercials, but I have to ask all my QAF friends. Couldn't you see a Mr. Brian Kinney coming up with those commercials? The commercials with the talking oven and Quizno employee, and a few sexual innuendos. My 15 year old daughter rolls her eyes every time the commercial comes on and says that's just wrong.

Just had to make the observation, if you've seen it let me know what you think.

For anybody who missed my entry last year on April 1st about my favorite April Fool's prank this is what I wrote...

I wouldn't call it the best but the cutest was when my daughter was in preschool.  I picked her up at the bus stop and she came up to me and said mommy I got hurt. She held up her finger and had a band-aid on it. She told me I had to look at it, when I took the band-aid off it said April Fools underneath. The teacher sent all the kids home like that and told them what to do, Mariah was so proud of herself for fooling me. It will always be remembered as my favorite April Fools.

The reason for the refresh on the memory is my daughter (who is 15 now) came home today and tried to pull it on me again. I didn't fall for it and I explained to her my days of looking at boo-boos on her finger are in the past and she would have to try harder than that. Needless to say she was very disapointed and had a normal teenage pout session.

This was the best I've seen today in that I got a good laugh.

I hope it's as good a birthday for you as

mine is going for me!

I never get tagged on these things so I took upshadownyc</lj> invite.

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I plan on being cremated, then scattered where ever my loved ones feel is appropriate (I've told them not to hold onto my ashes because they are not me. I also do not want a marker, unless they want to donate a little money to the local library and have my name engraved on a brick. I don't want any more money spent on my remains or memorial than is neccassary.

1. Grab the book nearest you. Right now.
2. Turn to page 56.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post that sentence along with these instructions in your LiveJournal.
5. Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.

The alarm detonated when the crash bar gave way under Gideon's weight, but by then they were in the alley and out of the area involving innocent bystanders or destruction of property Jacob knew he didn't have the funds to replace.

The Mark of the Vampire Queen, by Joey W. Hill

Saw this posted a couple a times and thought it was interesting so here was what I had closest.

Fortune Cookie message of the Day

You will be showered with good luck.

My husband woke me at 3 this morning to tell me I may not be going to work today. When I became coherent enough to understand what was going on I found out the culvert under our driveway went out and we were stuck. Over the holidays we got close to three feet of snow, it started down pouring last night. The snow and rain just weren't a great combo.  The  county repaired it later this morning. Whatcom county in Washington state where I live is a disaster, roads are closed everywhere. Luckily I do dialysis at home so I don't have to travel anywhere.

I hope anyone who is on my flist that lives in or has families in the areas that are flooding are safe and dry

Hugs to all

I'd have to say Eeyore, because I don't do well in confined spaces and would go crazy with Tigger's bouncing. Now out in the open I'd find either's company enjoyable.